Hi Mr. Alex.

Alex Merced is often confused for Adam from the infamous story "Adam and Eve".

The story's original title was "Alex Merced and Eve" but it did not sell as well, so they decided to revamp it (not that adam is a better name, it simply appeals to more Arab/Chinese/less fortunate nations).

Eve was created by removing a small amount of cilia from both brows.

She was silly and enticed Alex Merced into playing a guitar from the forbidden tree. There were all those Fender trees laying about, such silliness was not allowed and they were banished.

True story, except for the people, places and events.

I herd Alex leiks mudkips.

That may just be a myth.

Chuck Norris and Alex Merced often find themselves drop kicking Fox61 news anchors off air.
Why? Because both Alex and Chuck are camera shy.

Myth or Truth?

You be the judge.

I got choked by a certain ferby-like individual over the life of a toy!

Rawr

:P