I was thinking about all the governments stimulus efforts and thought maybe I should offer some insight on the next stimulus bill.

Well, I was thinking about it and realized the problem is that peple lost for jobs, so they need to find them. Where to find them? What a dilemma! I started thinking where do I find things that I lose, and then it hit me, whenever I lose my socks or keys I find them under the couch. So why not everyone look under the couch and end the unemplyment problem.

Then my girlfriend alerted me to the fact that everyone does not have a couch...

So the next stimulus bill should be...

Mouses for Couches

Bring a Mouse which will be used for government funded research on random things politicians and lobbyist deem important, and you'll be rewarded with a couch which you can look under for a job.

Problem Solved